Bow down to the consummate playah, if this is true. Joslyn James, one of 20 women involved in the Tiger Woods legendary cheating scandal, has released the accumulation of ‘sexts’ she got from Tiger Woods.
Sources say James launched a website, sextingjoslynjames.com and all the sexy messages are posted there. Be advised they have not been verified as real and honestly we could not load the page. Maybe she went with a cheaper line of servers or a provider that flopped. LOL AMSF
Visual: pan across thousands of people sitting at their computers going to the same site. Spark!
But we borrowed some from one of our favorite gossips, Ted Casablanca. Thanks for the censoring Ted. Please don’t hate us.
• “OK, I would like to have a threesome with you and another girl you trust.”
• “I want to treat you rough, throw you around, spank and slap you.”
• “Whatever I want. You are mine.”
• “I would love to have the ability to make you sore.”
• “Have you ever had a golden shower done to you? …just morbid curiosity.”
• “You are my f–king whore. Hold you down while I choke you.”
• “Next time I see you, you better beg and if you don’t do it right I will slap, spank bite and f–k you til mercy.”
• “Having a few issues at home. Might be a little later before I see you tonight.”
•”parent hood melt down ”
• “Baby I’m not going anywhere or doing anything. You please me like no other has or ever will. I am not losing that…”
• “Don’t f–king talk to me. You almost just ruined my whole life. If my agent and these guys would have seen you there, F–k.”
Who else was thinking beige when you read this? Yeah, its pretty standard sex chat. Isn’t it? Hasn’t every one done it? Like 5 years ago?
The biggest stickie on this lurid story is what the golf pro hell is going on? Its a big move to throw that out into the public domain regardless of how boring. If its not true its like END GAME. Tingly!
It would make an awesome Friday topic if the website went completely down though. Here at THE BIG GREEN L we were just talking about how much the price of ruining someones life had gone down in this economy when this story caught our attention.
We breathed a sigh of relief! Joslyn James, that name could become infamous. She may claim Ultimate Gold Digger status. We bet she’s hoping right now that this is the last time you hear her name except for wiki. SMIRK!